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2 Tailgates: ACC and SEC Maybe 2 Top 25 Teams? Infinite Beer and Bourbon Elite Dudes
Wheels Down, Pints Up
Land, drop bags at HQ, Walmart, and hit the Ale Trail.
Flights are ~$200 cheaper into Cincinnati (~1:40 from the Airbnb) — if there's a ton of interest in flying into CVG, we can probably figure out a one-way ~12-person van each way, and the math might math.
HQ · The Highlands
Airport → HQ → the super store on the map above. Drop bags, claim beds — the whole weekend runs out of this front door.
Groceries and Supplies — 14 Dudes, Weekend Order
Gear — buy first
- Coolers ×3 (two 70-qt drinks, one 50-qt food)
- Folding tables ×2
- Red Solo cups ×200
- Cornhole set
- Pong balls ×36
- Dice ×6
- Footballs ×2
- Trash bags (30 ct)
- Paper towels ×6
- Koozies ×14
- Bottle openers ×3
- Portable charcoal grills ×2
- Charcoal 2×16 lb + chimney starter + lighter fluid + lighters ×2
- Grill tongs + spatula + aluminum foil
- Paper plates ×100, napkins, plastic cutlery
- Sunscreen ×2
Friday breakfast
- Eggs — 4 dozen
- Bacon — 4 lb
- Breakfast sausage links — 2 lb
- Bread — 3 loaves
- Butter — 1 lb
- Shredded cheese — 2 bags
- Hot sauce ×2
- OJ — 3 half-gallons
- Ground coffee — 2 lb
- Bananas — 14
- Advil — 200-count bottle
- ↩ Back to Friday breakfast in the itinerary
Friday tailgate drinks
- Beer — 5 cases (120)
- Seltzer — 1 case (24)
- Bourbon — 2 handles (1.75 L)
- Water — 2 cases (48)
- Gatorade — 12
- Ginger ale — 4 L; cola — 4 L
- Ice — 6 bags (buy Friday)
Saturday BBQ
- Hot dogs — 24 + 24 buns
- Bratwurst — 15 + buns
- Italian sausage — 15 links
- Burger patties — 12 + 12 buns
- American cheese — 24 slices
- Ketchup; mustard ×2; relish
- Sauerkraut — 2 jars
- Onions — 3
- Chips — 5 bags; pretzels — 2
- Salsa + queso
- Cookies — 2 boxes
Saturday tailgate drinks
- Beer — 7 cases (168)
- Seltzer — 2 cases (48)
- Bourbon — 2 handles + 1 fifth
- Water — 3 cases (72)
- Gatorade — 24
- Ice — 8 bags (buy Saturday)
Snacks and greens
- Veggie trays — 2
- Caesar salad kits — 3
- Fruit — grapes 2 lb, clementines 1 bag
- Hummus 2 + pita chips 2
- Mixed nuts — 2 lb
- Granola bars — 2 boxes
Friday tailgate food is catered sandwiches + salad (details in Friday). Saturday breakfast is a pre-order (details in Saturday). Crawl steps off at 4:00 PM — keep scrolling.
The Ale Trail
Uber to TEN20 Craft Brewery and walk our way home. Walk times are on the map.
TEN20 Craft Brewery — 1020 E Washington St
Getting there: one 8-minute Uber from HQ at 3:45 — the only ride of the night.
22,000-sq-ft beer hall with a beer garden and rooftop.
Signature beer: the house Premium Lager — crisp and clean.
Gravely Brewing Co. — 905 E Main St
The self-declared world's first music brewery — live-music energy, patios, Latin kitchen.
Signature beer: Debaser — their flagship NE IPA, one of the "Core Four."
Food checkpoint: tacos and loaded nachos. Next food: wings at stop 3.
West Sixth NuLu — 817 E Market St
Courtyard taproom, pinball, Lexington roots — a UK warm-up for Saturday.
Signature beer: West Sixth IPA — the green can in every Kroger in Kentucky.
Food: wings and tots if the tacos didn't happen.
Akasha Brewing — 909 E Market St
NuLu's funky sour house — board games, 20-oz pours, bar cat named Roxy.
Signature beer: Fehr's XL — Louisville's 1872 pre-Prohibition lager, once the most-consumed beer in the city, resurrected from the original recipe.
Mile Wide Beer Co. — 636 Barret Ave
Taproom behind a grain silo in an old biscuit factory — pinball, arcade, beer garden.
Signature beer: Idlewild — their flagship IPA: dry, crisp, tropical.
Food checkpoint (last one): Mac’s brick-oven pizza.
Awry Brewing — 1025 Barret Ave
Rooftop deck, legendary bathrooms. Three blocks from HQ.
Signature beer: Normal Boy — the taproom's cult-favorite lager.
Home
Route ends at the front door.
Museum into an ACC Showdown
Florida State @ Louisville — L&N Federal Credit Union Stadium. Kickoff 7 PM.
Breakfast at HQ
Cooked in-house — everything's on the grocery list.
Morning activity — tap a pin, read, vote
Tap ⚾ or 🥊 to read and cast your vote.
The Friday map
Two museums, one vote — Slugger Museum (⚾) vs Muhammad Ali Center (🥊). Closes Tuesday, 10/6.Sandwich scoop
Ev's Deli is a short walk from either museum — order by noon (closes 12:30 PM). Backup: Morris Deli delivers to HQ.
Bus pickup at HQ
Red-stripe coach loads sandwiches, salad, coolers, games. The HQ→stadium leg is drawn on the map above — 12-min drive.
Lots open — tailgate on
2550 S Floyd St. Lots open 5 hours before kick.
Kickoff — Florida State at Louisville
Seats together — section info to come.
Bus home, then bars
Straight from the lots to the front door — then on foot. Only places open past midnight made the map:
Post-game, post-midnight
Every pin here is still pouring after 12. Walk times from HQ on the lines.
SEC Main Event: LSU at Kentucky
Kroger Field, Lexington. Every one of the driver's 15 legal hours: 11 AM to 2 AM.
Breakfast sandwich delivery
Pre-ordered bagel sandwiches from Maya Bagel Express land at HQ. Orders due Tuesday, 10/6 in the form ↗ — one per man, name on it.
Bus departs HQ
Blue-stripe coach today. The driver's 15-hour clock starts — everything for the day gets loaded now.
Arrive Kroger Field lots
1540 University Dr. Exact lot pin updates when we buy the parking pass. Full BBQ deployment on arrival.
The true barbecue
24 dogs, 15 brats, 15 sausages over charcoal; cornhole, pong, die, football; bourbon in blue cups.
LSU at Kentucky — night game
Kroger Field — capacity 61,000. Night kickoff.
Bus home — 2:00 AM at HQ
The 11 AM–2 AM window is the driver's entire legal day. The bus leaves when it must.
Bars?
Highlands Tap Room is open until 4 AM — an 8-minute walk from HQ.
The Morning After
Checkout and flights. The kitchen is closed — no food is given.
Checkout
Pending instructions.
Food: fend for yourself
On your own.
Drive to SDF — ~20 minutes
UA 3569 departs 11:15 AM, lands EWR 1:31 PM. NFL Sunday — SDF has TVs at the gates.